MMmmmkay so I finally uploaded about 100 pictures up on Facebook from my birthday, TKD and my following party.

Oh my god,
between all the presents, the grand total of 4 cakes I've ended up ingesting in the past week, linking arms and skipping down the hill, the laugh-so-hard-stuff-comes-flying-out-my-nose moments, the great company, the stripping (voluntary and not-so -voluntary), dodgeball, the water fight, the awkward truth or dare questions, and all the tom-foolery my friends and I got up to, last week was FANTASTIC.

My party could not have gone better, it didn't rain, 11 out of 15 people showed up, we did not run out of food (cept for vegetables. weird O_O; ) and had SO MUCH FUN.

Okay downsides were, thanks to that stupid strike in Toronto, washrooms were locked. Which meant everyone desperately needed to pee by the time 7 pm rolled around, as well as the sprinklers not working.
Aaaaand the mosquitoes were no fun.

The obligatory gag gift came in the form of a book called "How to Live with a Huge Penis" complete with poetry and daily prayers. Apparently. I read the back. >_>;

But I loved everything you guys got me, which consisted of: a tokio hotel sweater, a teddy bear, a nib pen, 6 different colours of ink, "F My Life" (the book), "Get Me out of here! Exit strategies for all scenarios", the new Greenday CD, a stuffed tiger, watercolour pencil crayons, Amethyst and Moonstone, a bracelet and cell phone charm, $20 and I think that's it.

My ex-husband Amy made me this AMAZING mini-scrapbook thing that I can not read without smiling like a crazy person. It made me laugh so hard and my face hurts from smiling. Seriously, I love it to death.

It was pretty much 11 of my closest friends celebrating my not-quite-so-exciting birthday. It was great.

Have some quotes from that day.

me to Pat: "So okay you've spent the past 2 years alternating between calling me a lesbian and a man and now I'm officially female?"
Amy or Ace: "Because now you have boobs"

Pat: "Hurry up and do it!"

Amy to Nick: "GROW SOME ABS"

Sooah: "LENNY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"
me: "...why?"
Sooah: "COME HERE I'LL DO IT FOR YOU"

question: "Your lover has been magically transformed into an animal and the only way to restore your lover is to mate with them. Here's the question: Which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?"
Nick's answer: "A whale"

Okay I'll shut up now,

~Lenny